December 2011
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That film has just ruined everything. I will never...
actlikegarfieldonamonday:
Basically if Briony wasn’t such a bitch they wouldn’t have died
fucking Briony
Ok im gonna curl in my bed and drown in my tears now, thank you, Tallis!
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HIMYM: It's Hopeless Isn't It?
Barney: Oh, we’re not drinking here. Tonight we’re going big. Let’s see, what club should we hit first? There’s Club Was … There’s Wrong.
Marshall: Umm, those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney: Oh no!
Marshall: Oh No shut down, too.
Ted: There’s Where.
Jerry: Where’s Where?
Lily: Where’s where Was was isn’t it?
Barney: No, Was wasn’t where Where was, Was was where Wrong was. Right?
Jerry: OK?
Ted: Not OK, that place is lame.
Robin: OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar, or is that wrong?
Marshall: That’s wrong. That’s not Wrong.
Barney: Guys, focus.
Robin: Oh, I like Focus, let’s go there.
Ted: Where?
Robin: Not Where, Focus.
Lily: I thought Focus was closed?
Barney: No Was was closed. Once Was shut down and reopened as Closed.
Marshall: So Closed is open.
Robin: No Closed is closed.
Jerry: I don’t know … third base! Right?
Robin: Ehhhh … Third Base is all frat guys
Lily: I’ll go any place, OK?
Ted: NOT OK, OK is lame.
Robin: OK is not Lame, Lame is a gay bar.
Lily: Guys, shut up.
Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the clubs anymore.
Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, OK?
Ted: NOT OK.
Everyone: OK is LAME … Gay bar!
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